Aap Ki Zindagi Mein Kabhi Koi Gham Na Ho, Aapki Aankhein Kabhi Aanso Se Nam Na Hoon, Aap Ko Mile Zindagi Ki Har Khushi, Bhale Hi Us Khushi Mein Ham Na Hoon |
Dil Ki Lagi Kia Hai Zara Muskura Kar Dekh Kabhi Dil Jala Ke Dekh Kabhi Aanso Baha Ke Dekh Parwana Jal Raha Hai Magar Jal Raha Hai Kyoon Ye Raaz Janana Hai To Khud Ko Jala Kar Dekh |
Jo Sadiyoon Se Hota Aaya Hai Wo Repeat Kar Doon Ga To Na Mili To Apni Zindagi Ctrl+Alt+Del Kar doon Ga |
Ye Tera Chera Hai Ya Kele Ka Chilka Ye Tera Chera Hai Ya Kele Ka Chilka Jo Dekha Tujhko Dil Hi Phisal Gaya |
Jee Chahta Hai Ke Tere Nazuk Hontoon Ko Chom Loon Jee Chahta Hai Ke Tere Nazuk Hontoon Ko Chom Loon Magar Teri Bahti Hoi Naak Ne Irada Badal Diya |
Pyaar Me Kisi Ne Dhoka To Kisi Ne Kasam Khaye Hai Par Ham Wo Majnoo Haien Jis Ne Sirf Laat Khaye Hai |
Jise Dil Diya Wo Dilli Chali Gaye Jise Pyar Kiya Woh Itali Chali Gaye Dil Ne Kaha Khud Kushi Kar Le Zalim Bijli Ko Hath Ligaya To Bijli Chali Gaye |
Larki Boli: Chandni Chand Se Hoti Hai, Sitaroon Se Nahi Chandni Chand Se Hoti Hai, Sitaroon Se Nahi Mohabbat Ek Se Hoti Hai Hazaroon Se Nahi Larka Bola: Chandni Agar Chand Se Ho Ge To Sitaroon Ka Kya Ho Ga Chandni Agar Chand Se Ho Ge To Sitaroon Ka Kya Ho Ga Mohabbat Agar Ek Se Ho Ge To Hazaroon Ka Kya Ho Ga |
Before Marriage: Takdir Hai Magar Kismat Nahi Khulti Tajmahel Banana Chahta Hoon Lekin Mumtaz Nahi Milti After Marriage: Takdir Hai Magar Kismat Nahi Khulti Tajmahel Banana Chahta Hoon Lekin Mumtaz Nahi Merti |
Aesa Bhi Nahi Hai Ke I Don't Like Your Face Par Dil Ke Storage Mein No More Disk Space |
Dheere Dheere Se Mere Zindgai Mein Aana Dheere Dheere Se Dil Ko Churana Tumse Pyar Hume Hai Kitna Jaane Janna Tumse Milkar Tumko Hai Batana! |
Ghungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewana Hua Sangeet Ka Tarana Hua Shama Ka Parwana Hua Masti Ka Mastana Hua Jese Hi Ghungat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Rawana Hua |
Teri Lovely Eyes Ne Mujh Pe Ek Effect Kiya Hai Ke Me Ne Sab Ko Reject Karke Tujh Ko Select Kiya Hai |
Ek Larki Ko Dekha To Aesa Laga Dosri Larki Ko Dekha To Vesa Laga Jab Donno Ke Joote Lage To Ek Jesa Laga !! |
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadar Ham Bhi Nahi Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdar Ham Bhi Nahi Pyar Ke Is Morh Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadi Shuda Ho To Kya Hua Darling Kunware Ham Bhi Nahi |
Wo Larki Kitne Pyaari Thi, Jis Ko Aankh Mari Thi Who Sandel Kitni Bhari Thi, Jo Us Ne Sar Par Mari Thi |
Kabhi Kehte The Dost Hamare Ke Jaan Bhi Manngo To Hazir Hai Aaj Apni Bivi Ko Jaan Kehte Haien Aur Manngo To Inkar Karte Haien |
Tere Der Pe Sanam Hazar Bar Ayen Ge Tere Der Pe Sanam Hazar Bar Ayen Ge Ghenti Bajayein Ge Or Bhag Jayein Ge |
Zamane Ke Dar Se Teri Tasweer Toilet Mein Chupa Rakhi Hai Dedar Ho Tera Bar Bar Is Liye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai |
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayein vo River ho tum Mere zindagi mein ab to forever ho tum. |
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khawabon ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai. |
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain. |
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi socha tha ki usko dil se liga kar rakhein ge magar vo to bachoon ko darane ke kaam aaye. |
Teri Aankain Jhuki Jhuki Tera Chehra Khila Khila Jab Tere Chehre per Haath Ghumaya To Aadha kilo Fair & Lovely Mila. |
Tum barre hi great ho Rasgulle ki plate ho Pepsi ka crate ho Ande ka omlate ho KHER jo bhi ho mere favorite ho ! |
Aaakhein taras gayein Tumhara khayal aa gaya Ab to chehra dikha do Naya saal aaa gaya. |
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Samundar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karoon Dostoon me aap jaisa ... Nalayak koi nahi ! |
Bolaa dukaan daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
mein ne kahaa ke kutte ke khaane ka cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge. |
aaj tuu kali hai, kal gulab ho ga
mujh se shadi kar le, bara sawab ho ga |
Jo Ek Galti Karay Woh Anjan
Jo 2 Galti Karay Woh Nadan
Jo 3 Galti Karay Woh Shaitan
Jo Galtion Pay Galti Karay Woh Hindustan
Jo Har Galti Maaf Karay Woh Pakistan |
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana ...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana ...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana |
Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail. |
kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay |
Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai
Jo khatay peetay gharano se hai |
Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya |
Tum bhi becaharay, hum bhi becaharay
Fittay mu tumharay, fittay mu hamaray |
Mein nay usay dekha angle badal badal kar
Us nay mujhe mara sandle badal badal kar |
Dil kay armaa aanso'oo may bah gaye
Un kay bachay hamay mamu kah gaye |
Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh
Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh |
Un ki gali say guzray, ajab ittefaq tha
Unho nay phool phenka, gamla bhi saath tha |
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko
neuclear ka Zamaana hai, bomb se uraa do saale ko !!! |
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola |
Humse door jayoge kaise
Dil se humein bhulayoge kaise
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise |
Badi asaani se dil ligaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain |
Wo aate to hain magar tan se nahi, wo bhethe to hain magar man se nahi, kaun kehta hai who pyaar nahi karte, karte to hain magar humse nahi |
Phool gulab ka hath say sarak gaya Buddi nai aankh mari budda latak gaya |
